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The Birth of the Hair Gel Diet –and You Are There!

Teen girl #1: Man… I really need some hair gel.Teen girl #2: This morning, my mom told me I was too fat to go to prom. –Bathroom, Stuyvesant High School Overheard by: thivnav

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You Can Get Some Store Credit at Evolution

Suit: Am I going to be charged for the giant roach that fell on my head while I was eating? Cashier lady: Um…no. –Spade’s Noodles, 3rd Avenue Overheard by: Becca and Christa

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That’s Billy Graham’s Job

Blonde: I want a baby.Brunette: You can’t have a baby yet.Blonde: Why?Brunette: You just can’t!Blonde: What do you mean ‘I just can’t’? You’re not the ruler of my vagina! –Stuy Town

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After the Fistfight, an Ethnic Mismatch Comedy Started Production

Black receptionist: Carlos De Jesus George? Are you here?Latino receptionist: It’s not pronounced ‘De Je-zus George,’ but ‘De He-sus Hor-he.’Black receptionist: Excuse me? What are you saying? This...

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Just One More Hit of Wednesday One-Liners

Conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen, there’s a slight delay due to reports of somebody smoking crack… and other stuff… on the back of the train. –Church Ave Overheard by: Katie & Jaime Teen...

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It’s Those Pants That’ll Need Changing

Girl #1: Sorry I’m late. I was constipated. Girl #2: Do you want to take your shirt off? –21st & 3rd

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And So’s That Guy Who Plays Keyboard for the Muppets. What’s Your Point?

Young Man #1: No, no no no!Young Man #2: You’re wrong and they’re wrong.Young Man #1: Naw, man, look-Young Man #2: You are WRONG and they are WRONG.Young Man #1: They can’t, it’s not like-Young Man #2:...

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Unless It’s an Apparition Doing the Molesting, Like That Hot Scene in...

Girl #1: I am so wasted. I got molested by some Mexican at this sleepover party thing.Girl #2: What?Girl #1: Yeah, I woke up and everyone was fighting cause he touched my boobs. I think there’s some...

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When You Wednesday Upon a One-Liner, It Makes No Difference Who You Are

Guy walking by himself: I wish everybody who is not mentally ill would just drop dead! –9th St, Park Slope Overheard by: Rear Admiral Butts Guy (admiringly, to attractive girl passing by): Damn, girl,...

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With New Stereotypes Arriving Daily, It’s Hard to Keep Up

Black bagger: I got to get me a soos. Man, I need a soos. Honey, you know where I could get me one?Black woman paying for groceries: No.Black bagger: Oh, hey I bet this guy knows. Hey guy! You! Do you...

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What is Winter, If Not the Frozen Aged?

Very old woman (to hobo): …I already told you! If I had any money, you think I’d be walking out here in this? –2nd Ave. & 16th St. Overheard by: garrett

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U.S. Judges Should Really Start Wearing Wigs

Little boy, looking at bus ad: Mommy, who is he? Mother: That's Judge Judy. –16th St & 1st Ave Overheard by: Joe Masilotti

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You Can Get Some Store Credit at Evolution

Suit: Am I going to be charged for the giant roach that fell on my head while I was eating? Cashier lady: Um…no. –Spade’s Noodles, 3rd Avenue Overheard by: Becca and Christa Republished by Blog Post...

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You Can Get Some Store Credit at Evolution

Suit: Am I going to be charged for the giant roach that fell on my head while I was eating? Cashier lady: Um…no. –Spade’s Noodles, 3rd Avenue Overheard by: Becca and Christa

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That’s Billy Graham’s Job

Blonde: I want a baby.Brunette: You can’t have a baby yet.Blonde: Why?Brunette: You just can’t!Blonde: What do you mean ‘I just can’t’? You’re not the ruler of my vagina! –Stuy Town

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After the Fistfight, an Ethnic Mismatch Comedy Started Production

Black receptionist: Carlos De Jesus George? Are you here?Latino receptionist: It’s not pronounced ‘De Je-zus George,’ but ‘De He-sus Hor-he.’Black receptionist: Excuse me? What are you saying? This...

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Just One More Hit of Wednesday One-Liners

Conductor: Attention, ladies and gentlemen, there’s a slight delay due to reports of somebody smoking crack… and other stuff… on the back of the train. –Church Ave Overheard by: Katie & Jaime Teen...

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And So’s That Guy Who Plays Keyboard for the Muppets. What’s Your Point?

Young Man #1: No, no no no!Young Man #2: You’re wrong and they’re wrong.Young Man #1: Naw, man, look-Young Man #2: You are WRONG and they are WRONG.Young Man #1: They can’t, it’s not like-Young Man #2:...

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Unless It’s an Apparition Doing the Molesting, Like That Hot Scene in...

Girl #1: I am so wasted. I got molested by some Mexican at this sleepover party thing.Girl #2: What?Girl #1: Yeah, I woke up and everyone was fighting cause he touched my boobs. I think there’s some...

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When You Wednesday Upon a One-Liner, It Makes No Difference Who You Are

Guy walking by himself: I wish everybody who is not mentally ill would just drop dead! –9th St, Park Slope Overheard by: Rear Admiral Butts Guy (admiringly, to attractive girl passing by): Damn, girl,...

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